How to win Purim with Mishloach Manot as funny as it is delicious – the striker

On the food. If you do more than five Mishloach Manot, you want to buy in large quantities so that a visit to Smart & Final, Costco or Amazon will go a long way. Fortunately, the Esther season is in the Easter season (we had it first), so that the corridors are teeming with delicacies and bags to pack them.

Important: For allergies, you should avoid nuts that are not packed. And if you prepare food at home, make sure it is kosher enough if everyone gets it.

Build your food selection for a topic if you have selected one. Otherwise you will find an official, undeniable rank for typical Mishloach Manot tariff, from which is likely to the likelihood – or worse, for months in a refrigerator or closet by someone in the fridge or in one cabinet:

1. Sour sweets
2. Packed cookies
3. Homemade Hamantaschen
4. Hearty snacks (without vegetable straw)
5. Mini alcohol bottles
6. Sweets, different
7. Spices
8. Load purchased Hamantaschen
9. Apple juice in the cool, strong glass bottles
10. soda
11. Nuts
12. Clementine
13. Dried fruits
14. Vegetables straws
15. Grape juice
16. grapes
17. Apple juice in a different kind of bottle
18. Raisins
19. Apples
20. Tomato juice

Give as much as you want, but please stop giving me tomato juice.

I doubled the recipe, so I bought: 24 colored paper bags ($ 11); a 30-pack from Knott’s Shortbread cookie bags ($ 11); Four 6-packs Ginger Ale ($ 17); a tub of 200 acid phrases (12 US dollars); 24 50 ml recordings of Tequila ($ 25); 24 onions ($ 5) and a box with 30 protein bars (15 US dollars for summoning the strength). This has 96 US dollars, although I may have to get another 24 onions to get the joke up and running. We even call it $ 100.

(To be honest, I spent at least $ 20 for things that have not landed in the pockets of people – I think I only have to keep the two dozen hot wheels cars that I got for myself!

5. Composing your Mishoach Manot poem

I like reading something about all my delicious snicky snacks. I read it in the voice of who wrote it, and I enjoy it. The authorship of close friends is the truest Purim delicious bites of everyone.

Take it or leave it, but promise me that you will not contact Chatgpt. If you are old enough to read this, you are old enough to write a rhyming couplet yourself. Give me raisins and tomato juice before giving me something. It literally makes the food worse – no, the whole vacation.

No time to rhyme? Tell your recipients what you think space for this Purim. Or handcart a short note! The idea is to do it personally.

No, you can’t read my poem.

6. The big day!

This is where Chatgpt comes into play. Do you think of this list of recipients you used to write down? Enter your address and as for the most efficient delivery route. While orthodox Jews generally make their own deliveries for Purim themselves, others notice in the days before vacation and build anticipation.

This brings us to the most difficult part of the entire Mishloach Manot experience, at least in Jewish quarters where most people drive: to be polite on the street. Yes, other people tend to park their minivans in the middle of the street while they deliver their Purim baskets – they would certainly never do it. But try to let go. Breathe. Maybe you grab an plot of raisins while waiting.