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“I’m disgusted!”: Alabama fan complains on Paul Finebaum Show after Oklahoma loss

An alabama fan upset about the team’s 24-3 loss to oklahoma this weekend ranted on the monday morning episode of The Paul Finebaum Show.

“Man, I’ve never been so ashamed in my entire life,” the fan known as “Legend” told Finebaum.

“Three damn losses! Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? This is disgusting, man! What I saw on Saturday evening was pathetic! It was disgusting, man!”

“You know, Paul, going from coach (Nick) Saban to coach (Kalen) DeBoer is like going to bed married to Beyoncé and waking up with Whoopi Goldberg laying next to you, bro.”

“How do we accept this? Is this Alabama brand acceptable? Is this Alabama football? Did we sign up for this? Is this what Bear Bryant built? Did Nick Saban build this? Man, I’m disgusted! You should be disgusted too.”

Saturday’s loss was Alabama’s third loss of the season, putting the team in danger of failing to make the playoffs after falling from No. 7 to No. 13 in the rankings.

“You know, I heard Coach DeBoer say in his postgame press conference, ‘We have to learn to do better.’ No, dude, all this crap is over,” Legend continued in his diatribe.

“You’re not going to the playoffs and every true Alabama fan doesn’t care because there’s nothing on the line! I don’t care about the Iron Bowl!”

“What hurts my heart is that this guy (DeBoer) is obviously in over his head. And you graduated from the greatest program in the world and you can’t handle this job!

“All you have to do is look at this guy. He’s out of his depth, he’s out of his league, he had no idea what he was getting himself into.”

Legend ended the call, which lasted over three minutes, by attempting to leave the fandom.

“Someone get me a damn basketball ticket,” he said.

“Elvis has left the Effin Building.”

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