Stephen Colbert from Trump in the first two weeks: “Like a chimpanzee with a chainsaw” | Late-Night TV summary

Late-Night hosts discussed the latest in Trump’s poorly advised tariff wars and the powers that were granted again and again, which were granted Elon Musk.

Stephen Colbert

In the late show, Stephen Colbert called it “for two weeks when Donald Trump accidentally disassembled our government like a chimpanzee with a chainsaw”.

He then shared a recently discovered discovery that an asteroid was expected to hit the earth in 2032, so that we “only hold a little longer”.

Trump’s tariffs for Chinese goods have made the higher higher tasks of this country with a list of countermeasures that aimed at American companies and imports with a “unreliable list”.

Colbert then recalled the people that the above “chainsaw has a name, it is Elon Musk” and that this “very sad, very lonely little boy” had managed to “buy his way to our government”.

He said that Musk now “chased a Tesla in self -driving mode” with a number of harmful ideas that he made in action. “Why can’t you be a fun billionaire like Richard Branson?” he asked.

Musk was given “unlimited access to the government’s servers” and tried to use AI to calculate the budget cuts because he donated $ 288 million for Trump’s campaign.

Colbert told the audience that Musk received the title of a “special government employee” who is “super official, super important” and “even connected to a plastic badge from Hasbro”.

Jimmy Kimmel

Live on Jimmy Kimmel! The host said that he was “not sure how to start this show again”, “so many frighteningly crazy things happen”.

He first spoke about “the Nottingham tariff”, which has now withdrawn many of his previous tariff plans or at least put it into a break.

Trump had also suggested that he also wanted to make Canada the 51st state. “As if Drake hadn’t gone through this week,” joked Kimmel.

But he also said that it could bite Trump in the face if the Canadians in the United States could gain more election power. “Forget Maga, our next president will be a good -hearted lesbian moose,” he said.

He then spoke about Trump and Musk, who procured the list of 5,000 FBI employees who were involved in the investigation of January 6th. “That seems okay, isn’t it?” he asked.

Kimmel said he probably just wanted to give them a “nice Christmas bonus”.

Trump also has the idea of ​​reducing the Ministry of Education. Kimmel said the idea “does not make America great again, it makes America Florida”.

Kimmel also played film material from him, how he spent the wrong claim to the USA, which spent $ 100 million to send to Hamas for sending condoms. “There are so many lies out of his mouth,” he said.