Why there are only a few nudist colonies in Idaho

There are nudist colonies in Idaho. Not many, and I would suggest there are two main reasons. We are generally modest and modest, and secondly, it can get quite cold here. As the TV newscasters like to say, ice is slippery, drink plenty of fluids and remember to wear clothes on winter days. Otherwise we would forget without KTVB teaching us the healing life!

A friend in Florida is looking for a temporary place to stay. Many people were displaced there by recent hurricanes. She saw a post and, laughing, sent me a link. It took me a moment to process the “clothing optional community.” Of course, we can all make a similar decision when we’re indoors and the blinds are closed, but I don’t recommend it if you have a cookie-baking cat.

If I walked around outside without clothes, I would be mistaken for a hairy version of the Michelin Man. In Idaho, that would mean a resemblance to Bigfoot. However, a mythical creature. That neighbor you see buying razors in bulk at Costco could be hiding their true identity. Rumor has it that several Sasquatches are serving as county commissioners and one could seek a third term as governor.

There is nothing mythical about alligators in Florida. They are fatter than mosquitoes. Alligators can probably digest a nudist much more easily than a man in pastel pants and golf shoes. In the long run, it purifies the gene pool.

I’m not sure I’m ready to watch my neighbors walk around naked. I told a story many years ago in one of these camps, and I just want to say that some people need to dress up. It covers many skin spots.

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